DeepThroat: ramble much?

It's sad when a celebrity wants to stay in the limelight. Pam's time is over, she has hep C and keeps looking like a hooker. When she was on Baywatch, she appeared as the girl next door. How can you have this serious disease and party, drinks and marrys a do for nothing like Rick. I think Kid Rock really did love her and she didn't appreciate him.

stevedynamo - I bet you are all mouth and no trousers. You'd be terrified if she even looked at you.

I'm sooooo jealous of rick! I'd marry pam in vegas, the riviera, at city hall... or on mars! who cares where? she's still just as hot as she's always been. Not to jinx their marriage, but i'm hoping to be hubby number 4!

Getting married in a knit ski-cap; now THATS classy...

Yes, she told friends, family and business associates that her hook up with Rick, and the infamous "indecent proposal" story was all part of a "publicity stunt". However, in order to give the story some credence she had to bed Rick a few times, and she beleives she got knocked up almost immediately. To cover this apparent mistake, she then told everyone it was "true love" between her and Rick. She was quoted as being "delighted" and "blessed by fate", but originally asked Rick not to reveal the "pregnancy" until she was sure it was real, and would go to term. Unfortunately, he told the world anyway, and they then decided to pretend to be "delierioulsy happy about it." Pam decided to press for a "shot-gun" wedding to counter Kid Rocks revelations about her fictitious miscarraige last year! Her only job,(as Hans Klocks assistant), will be cancelled if she cannot complete her contractual obligations for a set number of shows, the development of new routines, and a forthcoming world tour. A "pregnancy" would prevent her from working. So, even as we speak, she is working on an escape scenario. Her friends, family and associates dislike Rick intensely, and Pam herself has acknolwedged him to be a "sleaze ball". She is caught in a scam that has gone badly wrong. Likely escape plans include; Another "miscarraige", or the "discovery" that the home pregnancy test produced a "false positive" result,(this part of the plan is running now); folowed by a divorce in a few months,(based on his abuse, manipulation and gambling addiction); followed by a world tour with Hans,(to allow the press coverage to die down.) This then sets her up for yet another "comeback" in 6 - 8 months. Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place! The real reason why Pam was so furious with Rick's gambling was that she desperatly need to project an image of complete marital bliss, in order to make her marraige appear genuine. If Rick does not focus all his attention on her, and continues to lead his regular "slime-ball" existance, it shows Pam in a bad light. She is desperate to prove that she has made at least one reasonable decision in her life! As more details of her false pregnancy, her imaginary miscarraige last year, and the details of the scam she cooked up with Rick emerge, Pam is becoming more and more frantic about projecting a positive image to the world. Sadly, as both she and Rick are so poor at keeping anything secret the truth will emerge anyway. She approched Robin Leach, to make her non-pregnancy announcement, as he appears to be a sympathetic mouthpiece. Subsequent "revelations" will take place via similar routes. The marraige was built on lies and sand, and as soon as the tide sweeps back in, it will collapse!

Again???

The bride was not wearing a bikini at her wedding? OK, this is an improvement!

Yuch.

Did you know that Kevin Connolly was supposed to be the Best Man at this wedding, but missed the plane to Vegas? I think Lukas Haas stood in for him. How funny. After all, Rick Solomon used to "date" Paris Hilton, and Kevin Connolly used to date Nicky Hilton. It is all one big circle!

Once again, Pam is finally fulfilled in every area of her life.....for now anyway.